It has recently been reported by two priests, having served in three different parishes, that upon their appointment to these parishes they soon discovered the long-term use of wines that were in fact invalid matter for the confection of the Eucharist. ![]() Please find the enclosed decree I have issued to address the use of wines of dubious or altogether invalid matter intended for the celebration of the Eucharist in this Archdiocese. He had just received the news down from on high, this time in the form of a thoroughly nondescript letter about the invalid sacraments caused by the wrong type of wine of all things. Meanwhile, Aziraphale was pacing anxiously in his bookshop, his brows furrowed deeply with worry. It was a delightful mess, and Crowley couldn't help but chuckle to himself. The headline red top news article had confirmed his successful meddling-invalid wine, invalid Masses, and of course the cherry top, the masses questioning their faith. He knew full well how seriously they took their ritualistic cannibalism. ![]() He had had a little fun, completely at the expense of the Catholic Church in Kansas City. Crowley was sprawled nonchalantly across his ridiculously plush sofa, savouring a glass of non-sacrament wine as he scrolled through his phone, thoroughly amused by the chaos he had sown.
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